What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

What is your review of working in EY?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

Dr No

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do men like women gold diggers?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is my elder sister so mean?